Evan's Weekly Newsletter

March 4, 2024


It is my first Monday without a job and I hope my dumb brain doesn’t mess this up. On Saturday I made a new website for the newsletter since links weren’t working on the old one and I figured I had better do that now before I get into all of this other stuff.



It’s been rainy and warm so the trees are blooming. Apparently there is a cherry blossom tree in my front yard. I’m not sure if I didn’t know this ever or if I forgot. In any event I was very surprised the other day to see the tree in my front yard blooming pink.

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Miles took me to the gun range and we shot guns. We went to an indoor gun range that was very small and somebody was shooting a huge gun so even with 2 layers of ear protection it was very loud. Miles helped me out with aiming and loading and explained to me the different types of guns he brought. He brought a pistol that shoots .22 gauge bullets, one that shoots .9 gauge bullets, and a revolver that shoots .22. He helped me with aiming and holding the guns and it was a lot of fun and I did ok with aiming. I would feel much safer at my home with a gun so maybe one day Ilana will come around to the idea.

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It’s been rainy so no tennis for a while now but hopefully that will pick back up. But I have been jump roping and weightlifting. I’ve been trying to lift weights every day and do the same lifts every day. I know people say not to do this because your muscles need to rest but I just do it every day at a lot less weight than I could do and it seems to be working because over the past few months the amount of weight I can lift easily has been increasing. My garage is slanted so half of my body is working harder than the other half.



I need a new haircut already and it’s only been about 2 weeks so Ilana has picked up quite a large new responsibliity because I am going to need a lot of haircuts.



I’m kicking off a google ads campaign today. I’ve done this before and there is almost nothing else in the world that feels literally like burning piles of money. I would say the casino but I have fun at the casino. Running google ads is literally just watching the number on the screen tick up and up and the number is my negative money.